Jacob Greif


You’re shooting your Tinder profile selfie and you definitely think that in it, you should be holding a snack. Which snack and why?

Sourdough Hard Pretzels, because they are the best food, bar none. And I wouldn’t have to answer questions like “do you work out?”

You’re on a first date and she/he desperately needs to stop in this 7-11 to grab a little something before drinks. What little something will make the date? And what will break it?

A girl that needs to stop at 7-11 for a snack on the way to drinks? That is fantastic. The date is made, I don’t care what she buys.

You’re on a second date at the movies and he/she goes to get snacks and you ask he/she to surprise you. But it’s a terrible surprise. What did he/she bring you?

Raisinets. You gotta be kidding me.

The two of you are spending your first long weekend together. What fine munchable do you bring to the bedroom to keep the fires burning?

The aforementioned pretzels.

You’re being proposed to and the ring is at the bottom of a bag of chips. What kind of chips does you fiancĂ©e know will seal the deal?

Doritos (regular). I proposed to my wife during a hike, right next to a beautiful stream. As I was giving her my spiel, she was distracted by an empty bag of Doritos that floated past. So for purely sentimental reasons, that would seal it for me. We both hate Doritos.