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You’re shooting your Tinder profile selfie and you definitely think that in it, you should be holding a snack. Which snack and why?

Something phallic, because trolling.

You’re on a first date and she/he desperately needs to stop in this 7-11 to grab a little something before drinks. What little something will make the date? And what will break it?

Coconut water will make it, because that means we are getting drunk and he has foresight. Mike and Ike or Dots would break it —because I hate those things.

You’re on a second date at the movies and he/she goes to get snacks and you ask he/she to surprise you. But it’s a terrible surprise. What did he/she bring you?

Popcorn without butter. Because who does that? Insane people do that.

The two of you are spending your first long weekend together. What fine munchable do you bring to the bedroom to keep the fires burning?

Spam musubis, because they are meal and snack all in one. So no cooking, no leaving.

You’re being proposed to and the ring is at the bottom of a bag of chips. What kind of chips does you fiancée know will seal the deal?

Flaming’ Hot Cheetos, for a yes. Shrimp chips for the hell yeah.