Well, my dear snackers,
It is finally 2016 and a full year has passed since I resolved to develop a healthful snacking regimen.
I’m happy to report that I was successful and my life has never been better. I’m lighter, my wild mood swings have evened out considerably, and I can get out of bed without my usual 9:30 am sleeve of Ritz Crackers.
But if I’m honest, my new lifestyle has come at a price. As much as it pains me to admit, I feel that I’ve done you a disservice.
I forgot that my snacking life isn’t just for me. It’s for you.
I should be out in the world, chowing down, stuffing my face, shoveling it in so you don’t have to. Instead of becoming a terrible slob like me, you can simply stop by SQ and get your fix.
I feel I have abandoned my post and I am sorry.
So, with this new year, I make a new resolution: to snack like never before.
To get heavy once more, to swing my moods for the fences, and to up my Ritz intake tenfold.
My body won’t thank me, but I think you will.
With that out of the way, we have an incredible collection of pieces for you this quarter, so grab a few sleeves of whatever you have at hand and start stuffing.
Sinclair P. Munch, Jr., Editor in Chief