Rob Flowers

You and Albert Einstein are planning a weeklong road trip across the American Southwest. What snack do you pack in your little Coleman cooler?

German beer and pretzels, all the way.

It’s game night at Emily Dickinson’s house and you can’t show up empty-handed. What’s your move?

The Twin Peaks Murder Mystery Game and as many doughnuts as I can carry.

It’s Thomas Edison’s office party and you’ve signed up to bring cups and snacks. How are you going to take this get-together to the next level?

Firstly, what sort of stingy office does Thomas Edison work at that means I have to bring cups and snacks to his work do? But if I really have to, crunk goblets and French fancies all round.

You and Frida Kahlo have been walking around for two hours, trying to decide where to eat and now you are hangry. What do you snack on so you don’t bite each other’s heads off?

Churros and chocolate, the doughnut’s tall, skinny cousin—the perfect disagreement diffuser.

Ernest Hemingway is stuck at home, waiting for the cable guy, and he needs you to bring him something to munch on. What do you grab on your way over?

As Hemingway was an avid angler, it’d have to be a pack of Fisherman’s Friend.