Ryan Bubnis


Look into your heart. Which snack loves you the most?

Roasted Seaweed snacks. A salty treat packed with nutrients.

Which snack despises you? Why do you think that is?

Those pickled jalapenos and carrots you get in taquerias. I can’’t resist the temptation to eat them and then they wreck havoc on my system. This gringo can’’t handle the heat.

Which snack is protective towards you?

Cheez-Its. They’’re my most purchased snack. They got my back.

Which snack misses you?

Cold Pizza and I miss them/it equally.

Which snack thinks you could do better?
Is it right?

Cheese Nips. They don’’t stack up against Cheez-Its and they know it’’s true.