Jay Wright


You’ve spent the past three years alone on a desert island. You build a raft and miraculously hit the mainland right in front of a Circle K. What’s the first thing into your mouth when you burst through its doors?

Well, we don’t have any Circle K’s in Europe but I guess they are stacked high with tasty treats. So, I think I would take the first thing with chocolate and peanut butter.

You’re the last survivor of avalanche that has trapped your party for a number of weeks. You may or may not have developed a taste for human flesh by the time you make it to the nearest supermarket. Which snack will welcome you home best?

It depends, if it was ice I was trapped under for a few weeks freezing my nuts off, I’d probably want something warm like a massive Yorkshire Pudding full of hot gravy. If your in America and you’re not sure what they are, be sure to google them. They are so good and usually accompany a British Sunday roast dinner.

You’ve just been released after forty years of wrongful imprisonment. In recompense, the Governor has offered you a lifetime supply of your favorite snack. What morsel will make everything alright?

Tunnock’s chocolate Tea cakes. Basically a Chocolate coated marshmallow treat made in Lanarkshire, in the lowlands of Scotland.

You awake from a seven-year coma with a jolt. You sit straight up in your bed, and scream the name of the snack that you’ve been dreaming of all this time. What reveals itself at the top of your lungs?

Cadbury’s Cream Egg!!

You’ve been hiding out in the Russia from the U.S. Government for years now. You’re tired of borscht. What snack might you face charges of treason for?

Toad in the hole. But, I would only go down if it had homemade onion gravy with it.