Travis Lampe

What major snack event will cover the front pages of newspapers worldwide?

Zagnut leak requires extensive clean-up. Major repairs to snack pipeline necessary.

What innovation will rock the world of Combos?

“Smashed Potatoes-n-Gravy” Combos with real mashed potato flakes and a gravy-scented flavor blast.

How will pretzels change the game forever?

The one sided moebius strip pretzel will be introduced later this year, causing a tear in the space-time continuum.

What snack will you form a deep emotional connection to this year?

Weepies® Brand lightly salted kitten tear chips.

How will snacks finally win the war against meals?

By donning disguises and entering people’s digestive tracts in a clandestine manner, under cover of darkness.

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