Sofia Schizas

You’ve spent the past three years alone on a desert island. You build a raft and miraculously hit the mainland right in front of a Circle K. What’s the first thing into your mouth when you burst through its doors?

I’ll run like crazy to the crisps aisle and grab 10-15 packs (or more), bash them open and eat the hell out of them.

You’re the last survivor of avalanche that has trapped your party for a number of weeks. You may or may not have developed a taste for human flesh by the time you make it to the nearest supermarket. Which snack will welcome you home best?

Well, the snack that would make it up will be a slice of hot pepperoni pizza with extra tomato sauce.

You’ve just been released after forty years of wrongful imprisonment. In recompense, the Governor has offered you a lifetime supply of your favorite snack. What morsel will make everything alright?

There is a popular snack from Cyprus called Koupes and it’s made out of cracked wheat and meat. It looks like a croquette, but it’s’s better. That will sort it out!

You awake from a seven-year coma with a jolt. You sit straight up in your bed, and scream the name of the snack that you’ve been dreaming of all this time. What reveals itself at the top of your lungs?

Cheese Puffs!!

You’ve been hiding out in the Russia from the U.S. Government for years now. You’re tired of borscht. What snack might you face charges of treason for?

Pickled gherkins.